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Fight stories (real life)
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ɤcrazycycoclown (#14612)
Artist
5th grade... against a jerk who made fun of me cause i am fat... i backed him into a corner and chocked him with my forearm... awesome... he never bothered me again---
BUCK FUTTER!
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ɤArchaicStigma (#14623)
Won The Internet
The only fight I've ever seriously been in was in like grade 5 or 6 and the kid like challenged me or whatever. Long story short I hit him in the face once he starts bleeding I almost get suspended. The reason I didn't was because he did start the fight with me. My overall advice is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Konami Code!)
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ɤCrazyEddie (#14645)
The Cake Is A Lie
I fight on Fridays and sometimes Saturdays in my school's Jujutsu club. I'm kind of pathetic though; I've only won twice, and both times were against girls, one of whom was half my weight and the other time was I think her second time at the club. ^^;
The only uncoordinated fight I've ever been in was in like 5th grade... I had been arguing with a friend of mine, so we decided to have at it during a break, but some girl saw us and talked us out of it. Good thing, too, 'cause he was stronger than he looked. ^^;
If all else fails: ◄◄ Δ+X (Props to whoever guesses.
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02.27.08 5:09 am-
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ӝNirach (#14666)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
I want to say Tekken. Can't think which version, though.---
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.02.27.08 7:51 am
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ɤlazarus1121 (#14695)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
Nice. It sucks when you get beasted. I get that from my bro all the time. He's got two or three black belts in all kinds a shyte. I really respect him for that kind of dedication though.---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.02.27.08 12:12 pm
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ɤFyrel (#14678)
Is In Your Base, Killing Your Mans
Eh, I've been in a couple every now and again. I'm no experienced fighter, but I can hold my ground. I can't hit very hard, but man, I can continuously punch for a minute or two at a rate of about 2 punches a second. Punching bags at home help. And with any luck I get to learn from an experienced street fighter.
Anybody got any tips or advice they'd like to share about fighting?02.27.08 8:56 am-
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ɤlazarus1121 (#14694)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
Nice, I've been in one before, but there were no fisticuffs involved. For a tip? Twist your hips behind your punch. Quick jabs are great, but if you throw a cross and twist your hips into it, you'll wreck anyone.
btw~ this info comes from seven years of martial arts training. WOOT!---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.02.27.08 12:10 pm
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ʊchalkley3 (#14699)
I go where I please, and I please where I go
Now now children, violence isn't the answer. Why can't you all just hold hands and sing bible hymns?02.27.08 2:45 pm-
ɤlazarus1121 (#14705)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
Bible hymns give me hives---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.02.27.08 4:22 pm
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ɤArchaicStigma (#14704)
Won The Internet
I'm a black belt 1st degree in Tae Kwon Doe, which more or less makes me a ninja IRL. It's sick though because I get a Bow-staff <.<
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ɤlazarus1121 (#14706)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
I've been doing martial arts for about seven years now. I used to to belted martial arts like Kempo, Aikido, Jujutsu, Iaijutsu, Kenjutsu, and Aikijujutsu, but now I've gotten into Muay Thai like there's no tomorrow. I've also been dabbling in Kung Fu, Mighty God and Tiger style. I'm really enjoying them both and am hoping to compete this summer at the US Martial Arts World Opens in Florida in the Team Fighting competitions. It should be awesome.---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.02.27.08 4:26 pm-
ɤArchaicStigma (#14717)
Won The Internet
But do you get a Bow-Staff?
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1418-7083-1244 Mario Kart Wii02.27.08 9:07 pm-
ɤlazarus1121 (#14736)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
actually yeah. we did bo and jo. Iaijutsu and Kenjutsu are Okinawin and Japanese sword, but we incorporated both kind of staff, taebo, escrima, sai, tanto, and tonfa. We didn't really go too in depth though---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.02.28.08 1:03 am
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ɤKrillgore (#14733)
Turtler
well in sixth grade i got my ass kicked hard by some really big jackass in my grade -i was young and stupid then- ; then some kid who was at the same fight and watched and thought he could kick my ass but i ended up beating him, i actually fighting experience by then.Then my freshman year in high school at a show there was just this mosh pit turned into a brawl i whacked a couple of kids got whacked a couple of times then me and a couple of friends got the fuck out of there. Since then its been pretty quiet i do go to a private school after all, weight lift and i hang out with the "bad kids".---
Ima the weed monster.02.28.08 12:23 am-
ɤlazarus1121 (#14735)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
So today, I me and this kid got called to the principal. She told us that she would call the cops if there was a fight nearby. We decided that we'd just go pretty far away from the school and end this shit. So he names this park and i agree to meet him there. We get there and it's all mud, and there's a bunch of his friends there and they all look ready to fight. I don't back down and I get ready and all that, so we get to it and here's what went down: He tries to tackle me, I elbow him real hard in the back of his head, we both slip and fall and roll around a bit. The park rangers roll in and everyone splits, so we run too. Turns out that the cops were called, but I got away. The real kicker is that this kid is telling everyone that he kicked my ass when he actually texted me saying that he doesn't want to finish it cuz he's afraid to get in trouble cuz his face would be messed up. What should I do to this PRICK?---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.02.28.08 12:57 am-
ӝCoolhand2 (#14763)
Kills People While They Type
Blackmail immediately comes to mind.
However, being the honorable Judoka that I am, I would say just leave him be. He probably learned his lesson.---
Remember, the answer is always 42.
"He who uses a stick in the dark is blind, but he who... sticks out in the dark is... fluorescent!"02.28.08 5:58 am -
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ӝCoolhand2 (#14765)
Kills People While They Type
As far as my fighting experience goes, outside of recently, I've only been in two fights. Both were with my older brother. And I won both, by simply hitting him once. Once in the crotch and once in the stomach, and both times I got grounded by my parents.
As of recently, I've picked up Judo (after laying off of it for a good 14 years), and man was my ego too big for my body. In regular free practice (randori), I get my ass handed to me, but they all accredit me to be the hardest working one there so I guess there's a silver lining in all situations.
Sad thing is, there's a regionals competition that I'm going to. Maaan I hope I'm not getting into too much over my head. I just started back in January!---
Remember, the answer is always 42.
"He who uses a stick in the dark is blind, but he who... sticks out in the dark is... fluorescent!"02.28.08 6:01 am-
ɤlazarus1121 (#14816)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
How else would you gain experience from people who don't know you? The guys who go against you in regular randori (we have that in Aikido!!) will go slightly easier on everyone there cuz you're all at least acquaintances, but once you get into the field of competitions, they're looking to win. It might hurt more, but it'll still be awesome experience. That's why I'm in a fight club with people I don't like and who don't like me! (some anyway.)---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.02.28.08 7:39 pm
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ѻIceAngel (#14771)
Headshot Hero
Best way to gain strength... go to a metal concert, and just start stuff during moshes. end up getting hurt, but well worth it. teaches you how to guard
anywho, 4th grade, prick in neighborhood though would be great to annoy me, chased him around the neighborhood before i tackled him and snapped his arm. got away with it by saying he tripped while we were playing tag.
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"So, are you a girl Ice?"
*Hear a loud boom then a dink sound* "WHAT?! SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BULLET PASSING THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!"02.28.08 6:37 am-
ɤlazarus1121 (#14815)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
That's a good idea. Plus, I love metal. Only problem for me, my parents don't. The chasing and the broken arm stuff? Wow. hXc.---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.02.28.08 7:36 pm
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ɤKrillgore (#14843)
Turtler
If you really care about your image or whatever in school you could just push him around in school and hes probably to scared to do anything back -considering he called off the fight like that- and everyone will see you obviously kicked his ass but theres the chance he pushes you back and one thing leads to another and you get suspended.
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Ima the weed monster.02.28.08 10:15 pm-
ɤlazarus1121 (#14917)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
The best part about it is this, if I do get into a fight with him in school, I won't get suspended. I talked to the principal a couple of days ago and just gave him a hypothetical, so I didn't say any names or that it was actually happening, but now if someone does start shit, I have the excuse that I let the principal know. LOLS!! Strategy rules.---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.02.29.08 11:34 am
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ɤantimatter58 (#15618)
Kills People While They Type
I got in a fight with an asshole in the gym locker room. Ran him into two different locker, and almost had a hip throw before he let go of me. My gym teacher was happy. Nobody likes the stoner, I got a Saturday school, and LOP (half lunch) in the beginning of sophomore year, but it was well worth the wide congratulations.03.06.08 4:10 am -
ɤFrew (#15622)
Retro Gamer
http://frew.napalmriot.com/blog/213/
Read up. My one true real fight. Also my neighborhood claim to fame.
is < < /\ + [] the CastleVania: SoTN special attack combo?---
The Cake is a Spy!03.06.08 4:44 am-
ɤCrazyEddie (#15636)
The Cake Is A Lie
Regarding the combo, not as far as I know. Nirach was correct in guessing that it was Tekken, though.03.06.08 8:50 am
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¤Annath (#15703)
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
10th grade I grabbed this kid by the neck, hefted up in the air and threw him to the ground.
He had gotten half the gym class to play dodge ball, against me alone. and with BASKETBALLS. that shit HURTS
incidentally, he has always been cool to me ever since, so that works.---
i need a better sig, dont i?03.08.08 12:06 am-
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ɤlazarus1121 (#15709)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
It's strange how those things work out sometimes. You find that the people who you used to fight turned out to be a friend, the worst part is that it can also happen vise-versa.---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.03.08.08 4:47 am
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ʊchalkley3 (#16211)
I go where I please, and I please where I go
Isn't the first rule of fight club never to talk about fight club?
Tyler Durden must be rolling in his schizophrenic imaginary grave.03.18.08 9:47 am-
ɤlazarus1121 (#16238)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
1st: A fight club is only a fight club when they fight, not make soap and bombs.
2nd: Who said Tyler Durden is dead? Personally I believe there's a little bit of Tyler in all of us. LOLS!!---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.03.19.08 3:26 am-
ɤArchaicStigma (#16378)
Won The Internet
He technically doesn't die because he was never alive because he was just a figment of the protagonists imagination. He was nothing more than an Alter Ego. I loved the movie and I read the book aswell.
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ɤlazarus1121 (#18470)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
Got into another fight, but this one was more just for fun, although it was full out. There's a freshman who's new at our school who really likes the UFC (Unleashed Flailing Chickens) and wants to fight like them. So he challenges me and my buddy to fight. I go over to the spot after school where theres only about six total people (keepin it on the DL) and I get ready to fight (just gloves for me, he gets a headguard and gloves) We square up and I'm ready for anything. He goes for his first couple of punches, and I almost laugh. He puts his head at almost my waist level and does a crab-claw motion. I immediately know what I'm going to do... not throw a single punch. My buddies have the video, and it shows me throw one jab, just to scare him off a bit, but otherwise submit him using one arm. I must say, I am proud.---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.04.25.08 7:58 pm-
ɤArchaicStigma (#18516)
Won The Internet
I small fat kid once tried to fight me, I thought he was joking, he was like wanna go fgt I was like o so u wanna throw down? because if u wanna throw down I'll throw down and like started jabbing at him. He was like WTF and yea. Your stories better though who doesn't luff wannabe UFC kids.
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ɤIndustriousRage (#18539)
Gamer Chick
I beat up one of my guy friends in 11th grade. He wouldn't stop hitting me and stuff so I let him have it. It was pretty hilarious. Everyone one was encouraging me to keep hitting him and stuff. It was hilarious. Nothing like beating up a guy.
Juust kidding, hehe.
But anyway, we were still great friends after that, and we still are. He just got too far on my bad side once, haha.
04.28.08 12:20 pm-
ɤArchaicStigma (#18557)
Won The Internet
I hate people who just constantly hit people, at least u dished out some GREAT JUSTICE lol
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ɤlazarus1121 (#20276)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
In all seriousness, girls who fight scare the pants off of me. It may just be that my sense of honor would never allow me to strike a girl, or that girls are a little more justified in kicking to the balls than a guy, but thems ladies are sccccccarrrry! (only if it's directed at me though)---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.06.01.08 2:18 pm
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ʊIrishancest (#19698)
Legally Certified Warthog Operator
Never been in a real fight, and I somehow doubt anyone will seriously want to pick one with me. At 6'4" i'm not exactly small.---
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ɤlazarus1121 (#20274)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
I have a lot of friends who are just like that. Even if they wanna fight or learn how to, no one wants to spar with them cause they're huge! You'd think that the big guys get in all kinds of brawls and kick so much ass when in reality (i'm sure they can kick ass though) they haven't fought anyone because of the fear factor involved.---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.06.01.08 2:10 pm-
ʊIrishancest (#20321)
Legally Certified Warthog Operator
Yeah. I've dabbled in various martial arts and stuff, so I know enough in a fight that I could more than take care of myself. I want to continue, but I live in such a small town due to college that I don't there are any places like that.---
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ɤlazarus1121 (#20517)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
Short angry people are the funniest kind of people. The only problem is sometimes they can be a jujutsu master or something, which sucks for the target of the inexorable rage. lol!---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.06.02.08 10:47 pm
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ɤdjh2048 (#20564)
Hot Girl In A Robo Suit
This little girl tried to start shit with me, she said my shorts were to high and I told her it's just so people could see my junk. She called me a fag and I punched her face in... she was like 5 but whatever, I hope after the humiliation and plastic surgery she's learned a lesson....
I kid. I've been in a few scraps, no intense fighting other than some things with my brothers. As far as I've seen there's no good fights unless they're between two skilled people, otherwise it's a couple of idiots flailing around and throwing wide-armed punches.
P.s. I'm a short angry person...---
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ɤlazarus1121 (#20741)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
I agree 100%. That's why when me and my buddies go and spar, I only invite the people that I know really know martial arts/self defense. I invited a couple kids I heard did martial arts through someone else once and regretted immediately. I sparred against one of em and they had zero control and punched me full force in the face, so I proceeded to wreck them utterly until they gave up. I don't think I've ever thrown someone so far before.---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.06.03.08 8:31 pm
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ɤcrazycycoclown (#20601)
Artist
almost got into a fight the other day... my friends said they would have started throwing punches if i was over their (i am a big guy) but i wasn't i was a ways away watching to back them up if something happened---
BUCK FUTTER!
Those who do not game only wish they can!06.03.08 4:47 am-
ɤlazarus1121 (#20740)
Shoots Rage-Quitters In The Mouth
That's like what happened to my buddy except in a twisted around version. He was messin with a friend, and a part of someone's lunch went flying and pegged a real asshole in the leg, so of course the dude makes a big deal about it. He stands up and yells, "who threw that?" So my buddy stands up from halfway across the cafeteria and says, "Me dickweed, what's the problem?" verbal exchange, yada yada bla bla. Nothing ends up happening as usual. Kurtis (my buddy) asks me afterward what would have probably happened if they had fought, and I say, "you would've decked him, then I would've decked him, then he'd be dead." We laughed, and walked away.---
Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
People who earn Darwin Awards are the same people who belly flopped into the gene-pool.06.03.08 8:26 pm
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Man who says it cannot be done shouldn't stop man doing it.
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