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ɤChristos

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Well, the time I think might just be here. The site is getting bigger, and we are getting more girls in our community of gamers. We are American, we like girls, we like games, and maybe some people don't know but they do mix, girls and games. Just an idea, and we are all mature people here, no nudity, it's not needed, but you know, a Napalm Girl of the Month, might just be fun, and sexy.

We all know that gaming can be sexy. ;]


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02.29.08 3:20 am
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    ɤFyrel (#14888)

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    Or maybe instead of purely sex appeal, we can have gaming tournaments with them.....like the Frag Dolls. But with added awesome. ;)
    02.29.08 5:29 am
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      ɤjake (#15031)

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      We ought to coerce the Frag Dolls into joining the site... >_>
      03.01.08 10:02 am
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        ѻkrissy (#15915)

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        ahem... like THEY are more important or special than US?! i think not :P

        we NR Babes are just as good if not better-- because we aren't doing it to get popularity. gg.
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        03.12.08 2:12 am
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        ¤Sangue (#16294)

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        I am here. That should be sufficient. D:<
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    ɤDaVinci (#15045)

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    We aren't ALL Americans you know.

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    03.01.08 3:09 pm
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      ɤArchaicStigma (#15049)

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      I is frum Canada!

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        ɤDaVinci (#15888)

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        Close enough.

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      ѻFuzzyLovePanda (#15235)

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      Quote: DaVinci said:

      We aren't ALL Americans you know.<br />
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      :/


      Yeah NapalmRiot is ranked highest in website ranks in Chile, at like 8,000 something. In America it's around 250,000!
      03.03.08 1:29 am
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        ѻFuzzyLovePanda (#15236)

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        I lied, Croatia is where NapalmRiot is ranked 8,000 something in traffic, Chile is down on the list.
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          ɤDaVinci (#15886)

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          ʊchalkley3 (#18422)

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    ɤpinchscorpio (#15287)

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    i like girls and games and i think thats an awesome idea. And yes, the frag dolls really do need to join :)
    03.03.08 7:13 am
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      ѻkrissy (#15916)

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      again... they really aren't all that special! it would be just like me saying i'm going to get my fellow PMS clan girls to join! only they don't get THAT much publicity...
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      ɤpinchscorpio (#16038)

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      well im not saying that either one is any better than the other, but maybe we should just compromise and let both join? lol we cant lose that way!
      03.14.08 3:03 pm
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    ӝNirach (#15300)

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    I have a feeling that things like this is why a fair number of female gamers keep it under wraps - Not all of them want us dribbling at them (Although, it does provide a really good distraction).

    I also notice that there are no girls posting in this thread =P
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    03.03.08 8:05 am
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      ѻkrissy (#15917)

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      yeah, i make an amazing distraction at tournaments. :P

      every team needs their gamergirl.. it's kinda like the Fast and the Furious's racing chicks. only we are way cooler and we don't have to wear leather mini skirts to get guys to drool over us.. mainly because they are geeks, and they just have to see a girl and they are all like O_O
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      03.12.08 2:15 am
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        ӝNirach (#15934)

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        Man. I hope it's not like the FatF chicks. Most of them are seriously manly, like really manly. I'm pretty sure one of them was a man.
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        03.12.08 7:41 am
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    ӝNirach (#15301)

    Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

    Oh, and I knew there was something else about this thread.

    Moving it to General, because it's not really an 'announcement' :B
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    ѻyashachan (#15309)

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    There was another thread recently (honestly can't remember if it was here or dA) about girls and games and several people mentioned that the most agreed upon statistic is that just over 50% of online gamers are of the female variety. Of course, this probably includes game sites like Yahoo! Games.

    So here's my question: Why separate girls out? Did anyone ever stop to think that that's why so many girls avoid mentioning their gender? I want to play and have fun, not be oggled over. I don't want my bad days attributed to "that time of the month" (I don't know about within the various gaming communities that this happens, but it has happened on tech/Linux mailing lists).

    That's just my two cents.
    03.03.08 1:19 pm
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      ӝNirach (#15322)

      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      I agree, whole-heartedly. Especially with the 'that time of the month' part - It seems men for the most part blame bad moods on 'that time of the month' because they have nothing else to come back with.
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      03.03.08 6:49 pm
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        ѻkrissy (#15918)

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        yeah, and that REALLY pisses us off when people say that. ESPECIALLY when it ISN'T true.

        never underestimate the power of pissed off estrogen..
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          ӝNirach (#15933)

          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

          You're only saying that because! =P

          Oh, believe me, I don't underestimate it. I have a cup and a restore point for my brain, just incase it ever happens to me. I'm tempted to get a stab vest or something..
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        ¤Sangue (#16295)

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        03.19.08 11:10 pm
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          ӝNirach (#16297)

          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

          I know <3
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            ¤Sangue (#16298)

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            Good. <3
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    ɤdedredhed (#15327)

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    I'm not here to help turn the girls (including myself) who game into some sort of object. I have a feeling that most girls who game are not the kind of attention whore that would agree to that sort of thing. Gamer girl does not equal trend/attention whore, for the most part.

    Also, this is 2008. This whole notion that girls don't game/watch guy shows/read comics is old fashioned. I know more girls who game than I know those who don't. In fact, I only know one woman who doesn't game, but she thinks Indiana Jones is dumb so she doesn't count. My MOTHER even games. And no she isn't posing for any Napalm Girl thing, so don't ask.
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    ӝTheHalcyon (#16024)

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    I'd say that we should have a Hot Guys of Gaming pinup for all us gamer chicks...but let's face it. We've see gamer guys...and there's nothing hot about them. Between the parallel stripes of Cheeto/Dorito dust on their shirts and thighs, the old dribbles of Mountain Dew stains on their chins, and the permanent depression of the analog stick in their thumbs? Oooh, baby, that's NOT what I'd call sexy.

    So to compensate for this lack of attractiveness in other general areas, I say all you boys pull out your wanks and take a photo. Post it here. I'm sure that Spot and the crew will GLADLY allow the [img] tag for this debacle. Once all the pictures are posted, I and the rest of the girls can come by, and post our thoughts about each "pinup."

    If you're offended by this post...GOOD. You should be. You should also be ashamed of yourselves for even starting/continuing this thread. First off, do we want this to be the sort of community that has to rely on cheap sex adverts, however "non-nakie" they might be? No. This is neither G4, nor Spike TV.

    The last thing that ANY of us -- bagel or sausage or somewhere in between -- need is another media source causing more stigma about our looks.

    Now go ahead and think it..."Oh, ok, she's being bitchy because she's fat and/or ugly and knows she would never make a good Girl of the Month." Then, when you're done smirking to yourself, go look at my photo gallery, and tell me if you'd like some ketchup for that proverbial foot in your mouth.

    How about instead of a girl of the month, we have a MEMBER of the month? Someone chosen for their contributions to the community, someone -- male or female or somewhere in between -- who embodies the community spirit, the gamer spirit, and goes above and beyond to make this place BETTER, rather than slinging it into the gutter. Give them a one-month sub or something, just to show that we care and, hey, we appreciate their efforts.

    loktopikplzkthx!
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      ӝNirach (#16035)

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      And there was me about to grab the camera. Drat.

      RUIN MY FUN WHY DON'T YOU :(

      But srsly though - You have a good point.
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      ¤Sangue (#18441)

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        ӝTheHalcyon (#18471)

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      ¤Zunii (#18490)

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      I think the member of the month thing is a great idea.
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    ɤBigSexyChicken (#16162)

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    Clawing at my computer desk trying to find my camera, and then total disappointment. BUT... Haly with another good idea for the site to make up for it.

    Also, I'm not a filthy gamer, but I have been playing so much Wii that my hands are cramped in the nunchuk/wiimote grip. >_<!
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    ¤Sangue (#16291)

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    I think we should just be Gamers. :B

    Why do we need to turned into sex objects because we game? D:

    If we have to pose in a sexy manner for you guys, then you can pose for us in a manner of our choosing!

    I will plot it all out, because I am fiendish. D:<



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    ɤElsie (#18302)

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    Haly is my new hero =p
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    ɤpleuston (#18321)

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    My girlfriend is a member.. :P
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    ʊchillinvillain (#18370)

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    gamers all have bad habits. why don't we just do a heroin chic calender or like...you know like Nirach snorting something in a dark corner while watching the 22 in monitor.

    that'll be january, cause it's kinda like snow
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    ɤdjh2048 (#18779)

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    So what happens after the first 5 months? Then can I tuck-it and pose with a wig on? All Silence of the Lambs style? ... Just wondering...
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    ɤChristos (#26508)

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    I'm back and forgot I had even posted this, lol.

    Lets bring it back though! :]
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    ӝMiksago (#26514)

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    hmm.. Instead of being a sexually decided thing, Hope about Napalm'er of the month or something? I'm sure there'll be tournaments about, so if we have a game board running or something, that'd be cool.

    Maybe someone's up for starting this?
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