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ɤChristos
Headshot Hero
Well, the time I think might just be here. The site is getting bigger, and we are getting more girls in our community of gamers. We are American, we like girls, we like games, and maybe some people don't know but they do mix, girls and games. Just an idea, and we are all mature people here, no nudity, it's not needed, but you know, a Napalm Girl of the Month, might just be fun, and sexy.
We all know that gaming can be sexy. ;]
- Christos
We all know that gaming can be sexy. ;]
- Christos
02.29.08 3:20 am

ɤFyrel (#14888)
Is In Your Base, Killing Your Mans
ɤjake (#15031)
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ѻkrissy (#15915)
Gamer In High Heels
we NR Babes are just as good if not better-- because we aren't doing it to get popularity. gg.
you can call me pwncess
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"Anywho... To sum it up for new people, Krissy is the following: 1.) Hawt 2.) Smart 3.) Sucks at CS" - IceAngel
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ɤDaVinci (#15045)
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:/
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ɤArchaicStigma (#15049)
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ɤDaVinci (#15888)
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ѻFuzzyLovePanda (#15235)
Tried A Real Guitar After Guitar Hero
Yeah NapalmRiot is ranked highest in website ranks in Chile, at like 8,000 something. In America it's around 250,000!
ѻFuzzyLovePanda (#15236)
Tried A Real Guitar After Guitar Hero
ɤDaVinci (#15886)
Hears The Tetris Theme During Nightmares
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ʊchalkley3 (#18422)
I go where I please, and I please where I go
ɤpinchscorpio (#15287)
Won The Internet
ѻkrissy (#15916)
Gamer In High Heels
you can call me pwncess
http://www.lanboree.com
"Anywho... To sum it up for new people, Krissy is the following: 1.) Hawt 2.) Smart 3.) Sucks at CS" - IceAngel
ɤpinchscorpio (#16038)
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ӝNirach (#15300)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
I also notice that there are no girls posting in this thread
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
ѻkrissy (#15917)
Gamer In High Heels
every team needs their gamergirl.. it's kinda like the Fast and the Furious's racing chicks. only we are way cooler and we don't have to wear leather mini skirts to get guys to drool over us.. mainly because they are geeks, and they just have to see a girl and they are all like O_O
you can call me pwncess
http://www.lanboree.com
"Anywho... To sum it up for new people, Krissy is the following: 1.) Hawt 2.) Smart 3.) Sucks at CS" - IceAngel
ӝNirach (#15934)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
ӝNirach (#15301)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
Moving it to General, because it's not really an 'announcement' :B
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
ѻyashachan (#15309)
Never Played Half-Life
So here's my question: Why separate girls out? Did anyone ever stop to think that that's why so many girls avoid mentioning their gender? I want to play and have fun, not be oggled over. I don't want my bad days attributed to "that time of the month" (I don't know about within the various gaming communities that this happens, but it has happened on tech/Linux mailing lists).
That's just my two cents.
ӝNirach (#15322)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
ѻkrissy (#15918)
Gamer In High Heels
never underestimate the power of pissed off estrogen..
you can call me pwncess
http://www.lanboree.com
"Anywho... To sum it up for new people, Krissy is the following: 1.) Hawt 2.) Smart 3.) Sucks at CS" - IceAngel
ӝNirach (#15933)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
Oh, believe me, I don't underestimate it. I have a cup and a restore point for my brain, just incase it ever happens to me. I'm tempted to get a stab vest or something..
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
¤Sangue (#16295)
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ӝNirach (#16297)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
¤Sangue (#16298)
Is laying mines for the good of all.
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ɤdedredhed (#15327)
Gamer Chick
Also, this is 2008. This whole notion that girls don't game/watch guy shows/read comics is old fashioned. I know more girls who game than I know those who don't. In fact, I only know one woman who doesn't game, but she thinks Indiana Jones is dumb so she doesn't count. My MOTHER even games. And no she isn't posing for any Napalm Girl thing, so don't ask.
Undefined, unusual, unrestrained.
non-conformist:not conforming to some norm or socially approved pattern of behavior or thought.
ӝTheHalcyon (#16024)
Pirate Cap'n, Reckless Thinker, Riot Mother
So to compensate for this lack of attractiveness in other general areas, I say all you boys pull out your wanks and take a photo. Post it here. I'm sure that Spot and the crew will GLADLY allow the [img] tag for this debacle. Once all the pictures are posted, I and the rest of the girls can come by, and post our thoughts about each "pinup."
If you're offended by this post...GOOD. You should be. You should also be ashamed of yourselves for even starting/continuing this thread. First off, do we want this to be the sort of community that has to rely on cheap sex adverts, however "non-nakie" they might be? No. This is neither G4, nor Spike TV.
The last thing that ANY of us -- bagel or sausage or somewhere in between -- need is another media source causing more stigma about our looks.
Now go ahead and think it..."Oh, ok, she's being bitchy because she's fat and/or ugly and knows she would never make a good Girl of the Month." Then, when you're done smirking to yourself, go look at my photo gallery, and tell me if you'd like some ketchup for that proverbial foot in your mouth.
How about instead of a girl of the month, we have a MEMBER of the month? Someone chosen for their contributions to the community, someone -- male or female or somewhere in between -- who embodies the community spirit, the gamer spirit, and goes above and beyond to make this place BETTER, rather than slinging it into the gutter. Give them a one-month sub or something, just to show that we care and, hey, we appreciate their efforts.
loktopikplzkthx!
Haly
ӝNirach (#16035)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
RUIN MY FUN WHY DON'T YOU
But srsly though - You have a good point.
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
¤Sangue (#18441)
Is laying mines for the good of all.
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ӝTheHalcyon (#18471)
Pirate Cap'n, Reckless Thinker, Riot Mother
Haly
¤Sangue (#18472)
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¤Zunii (#18490)
Has Seeker Sticky Grenades
I think the member of the month thing is a great idea.
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ɤBigSexyChicken (#16162)
Nintendo Fanboy
Also, I'm not a filthy gamer, but I have been playing so much Wii that my hands are cramped in the nunchuk/wiimote grip. >_<!
I'll show you my Friend Code if you show me yours.
¤Sangue (#16291)
Is laying mines for the good of all.
Why do we need to turned into sex objects because we game? D:
If we have to pose in a sexy manner for you guys, then you can pose for us in a manner of our choosing!
I will plot it all out, because I am fiendish. D:<
I'll make a mini dress out of Game Informer magazine pages and wear it. Watch me.
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ɤpleuston (#18321)
Won The Internet
I'm kind of a big deal.
ɤIndustriousRage (#18478)
Gamer Chick
ʊchillinvillain (#18370)
Is In Your Base, Killing Your Pokemans
that'll be january, cause it's kinda like snow
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ɤdjh2048 (#18779)
Hot Girl In A Robo Suit
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ɤChristos (#26508)
Headshot Hero
Lets bring it back though! :]
ӝMiksago (#26514)
I'm not a Geek, I'm a Computerist.
Maybe someone's up for starting this?
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