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I've been a fangirl for Harrison Ford for years.

Who else is excited about seeing him with the whip again?

There's been a lot of criticism saying that Ford is too old to do the new movie but I'm still pretty hopeful it'll rock. What are your opinions?
04.30.08 12:18 am
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    ¤Sangue (#18663)

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    He's old. But I'd still hit it. :>


    Especially if he showed up...as Indy, hat, whip, dusty clothes and all.



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      ¤smokingmirrors (#18675)

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      Hells yeah.
      04.30.08 7:57 pm
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        ¤Sangue (#18685)

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        Hawt.
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      ӝspot (#19105)

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      I'm old, would you hit me, if I put on an Indy hat? :D
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        ¤Sangue (#19134)

        Is laying mines for the good of all.

        Maaaaybe. :D
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          ӝspot (#19156)

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          Just a maybe? Damn. I'm losing my touch. ;P
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            ¤Sangue (#19160)

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            ...then touch more.

            <_<

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              ӝspot (#19209)

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              Haha! You're naughty.
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    ӝspot (#18963)

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    Definitely looking forward to this one! Good stuff!
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    ɤdedredhed (#19385)

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    I CAN'T WAIT!
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      ¤smokingmirrors (#19407)

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      ME NEITHER! But for now I have to save my money until I get a job. :(
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    Just saw the movie last night, it was pretty good. Not as good as the first three, but still really good as far as more recent movies go. I was probably the only person in the theater who had read The Chariots of the Gods and understood the subtle, and not so subtle, references to it. Oh, and the whole

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    Aliens with magnetic crystal skeletons that come from other dimensions was cool too
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      ¤smokingmirrors (#19421)

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      My roommate mentioned the aliens and I don't care too much about spoilers but being a hardcore Indiana Jones fan I'm not going to pass this movie up. I've not heard any bad reviews so far.
      05.26.08 2:55 am
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    ɤcrazycycoclown (#19459)

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    i am a dude... and would sex up harrison ford... mostly cause he is han solo though...

    spot i don't think you are loosing your touch...
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    ɤDrMcKillington (#19658)

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    Hey I finally saw the movie. Thought it was great. If people didn't like this one better than Temple of Doom than they're just looking for reasons to hate this one.
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      ¤smokingmirrors (#19733)

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      I've not actually heard any bad reviews of it though many people have said it's not as good as the old ones. But that may just be because they grew up with the originals.
      05.30.08 12:09 am
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    I've seen the movie, and it was goo, but definitely doesn't compare to the old ones. And I couldn't believe they had brought the whole roswell (not a spoiler, they mention Roswell in the first 20 minutes) thing into it, just thought they could have done better storywise. Definitely one of the better movies this year though.
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      ¤smokingmirrors (#19731)

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      I heard about the aliens and I am a little worried about the story but the entire series has been so awesome up until now so I won't be too horribly miffed if it's not as great as the others.
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        ʊIrishancest (#19819)

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        I went in fully expecting that it wouldn't be as great as the other, so I can say it didn't disappoint in that department. That being said, it was still a good movie worth seeing.
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    Cross posted to a bajillion sites.
    I give this movie a B-. That's not bad considering a lot of critics are blasting the hell out of it.

    I enjoyed the movie and think if you are an Indy fan like myself you need to go see it. But you need to keep in mind that this movie is fashioned after the 1950's style of B movie/camp stories. If you've seen Iron Giant, you can get a clue as to what exactly I am talking about. You should also familiarize yourself with what was going on in the 1950's both in America and in the Communist world. Communism and our reaction to it back then is a lot different from how we hold it today.

    Ok first, the characters. I loved them all. Indy WAS Indy. Mutt...he kinda annoyed me but I don't think that Shia was the best pick for this roll (he's too cute and Disney to be James Dean/Marlon Brando). But he did his job, so there aren't too many complaints there. There was a lot going on in the film so you had to take the characters as implied and face value. If you haven't watched the first three Indy films, you won't get how these characters relate, especially Marion and Indy.

    Second, of course, is wardrobe. A frickin plus. The hair was right on, the colors were right on, there were even BULLET BRAS. In fact, historical setting as far as cars and the diner and how people acted was really well done. It wasn't Pleasantville 50's, it was real 50's. The greaser-jock fight was awesome. Again, my only single complaint was Shia's hair. It was HAIRSPRAYED. I know the difference between greased back and hairsprayed. He couldn't even get a comb through it.

    And then, what brought down the score. Namely, George Lucas and his hairbrained ideas. There's a scene where Shia is swinging from vines with a bunch of monkeys. WTF was that shit? Was that the, "I can't think of what to put here so let's borrow from Tarzan," scene? Then, the fridge. I'm sure that could happen, and I don't know all there is to know about surviving a nuclear explosion, but the fact that he got launched and hit the ground in a fridge would make me think that Indy got some broken bones. I understand physics enough to know that you need something to break the shock of the fall. Then, the boat. The fact that they survived drops like that THREE TIMES in a boat and walked away unscathed made me realize that someone was smoking crack. Let's face it, Temple of Doom didn't fare well because of this kind of stuff. Even if they did survive the first two drops, the third was in a way that even if you didn't hit the bottom and break all your bones, you most likely would have been drowned by the force of all that water.

    And last, the ending. The whole aliens thing didn't bug me. I know the whole "crystal skull" thing and I wasn't surprised, but I was disappointed that the directors failed the show us what Irina saw. They could have easily just flashed scenes from 1957's future, which to someone who hasn't lived through it and must know it all at once, would be pretty frightening. Or at least SOMETHING to show us why a character like Irina would suddenly be begging for mercy (because she's pretty indestructible throughout the entire movie).

    So that's basically it. Maybe Lucas will wise up an include a better ending in a Director's Cut.
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      ¤smokingmirrors (#20515)

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      Oh thank you! This is a wonderful review.
      06.02.08 10:45 pm
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      ʊCei (#22580)

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      Must agree, a better ending would be better. Aliens? What? This is Indy, not Star Wars!
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        ɤdedredhed (#22597)

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        It's not so much the aliens I had a problem with, it was how they handled the demise of the bad guy.
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    I just got back from it and I kind of have to admit that they went a tad too far with the whole alien thing but other than that it was awesome.
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      ¤smokingmirrors (#20952)

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      I've heard about the alien thing and I am a little skeptical. I hear it's not a bad movie, just not as good as the other three which I kind of expected to happen. Still, seeing Harrison Ford on the screen again will be awesome.
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        Yeahh the whole alien thing just seems like they're going "oh look at what we can do with our shiny computers" but it's still a great movie
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    Off to see it on Thursday!
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      ¤smokingmirrors (#20951)

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      Ooo! I may finally see it this weekend when my parents and my grandfather and his fiance come down.
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        ʊCei (#20985)

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        Hurrah! I am trying not to read spoilers >_>
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    its really good... in my opinion
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    INDIANA JONES
    AND THE SEARCH FOR A FIRM MATTRESS
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    Yeah, he's getting way too old.
    It was... okay. But I think it should have stayed at a trilogy, unless they were going to make the 4th a looong time ago.
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      ¤smokingmirrors (#25121)

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      It was a bit out there and I would have preferred if they would have stayed away from aliens. Still, even though Ford is getting old he's still my man.
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