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Epic Acheivements thread
¤Annath
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Post your most Awesome stories/quick anecdotes of the ridiculous, dangerous and amusing escapades. If this gets Awesome enough, I will make a PDF and have it printed and bound in Book Form.
So one time, I decided it would be cool to go and make dangerous chemicals and incendiary devices. First up was Nitrogen Tri-iodide, a powerful contact explosive. (me and my friends were incredibly bored that summer) I wont post how to make it, out of respect to not getting NR sued, so instead here is Wikipedia's description of the stuff:
Nitrogen triiodide, also called nitrogen iodide, more correctly, triiodine nitride, is the chemical compound with the formula NI3. It is an extremely sensitive contact explosive: small quantities explode with a gunpowder-like snap when touched even lightly, releasing a purple cloud of iodine vapor. NI3 has a complex structural chemistry that has required relatively heroic efforts to elucidate because of the instability of the derivatives.
no, this stuff can be set off by a strong WIND, and here we were with about a half cup of the stuff. many bricks and old comp parts met their end that day... at one point, we were considering taking what we had left and putting it into a pringles can and throwing it, but we thought better, and continued to simply throw things AT the stuff, much safer than actually throwing it.
Anyhoo, we had fun with it.
Any other tales of irresponsibility and boredom in action?
So one time, I decided it would be cool to go and make dangerous chemicals and incendiary devices. First up was Nitrogen Tri-iodide, a powerful contact explosive. (me and my friends were incredibly bored that summer) I wont post how to make it, out of respect to not getting NR sued, so instead here is Wikipedia's description of the stuff:
Nitrogen triiodide, also called nitrogen iodide, more correctly, triiodine nitride, is the chemical compound with the formula NI3. It is an extremely sensitive contact explosive: small quantities explode with a gunpowder-like snap when touched even lightly, releasing a purple cloud of iodine vapor. NI3 has a complex structural chemistry that has required relatively heroic efforts to elucidate because of the instability of the derivatives.
no, this stuff can be set off by a strong WIND, and here we were with about a half cup of the stuff. many bricks and old comp parts met their end that day... at one point, we were considering taking what we had left and putting it into a pringles can and throwing it, but we thought better, and continued to simply throw things AT the stuff, much safer than actually throwing it.
Anyhoo, we had fun with it.
Any other tales of irresponsibility and boredom in action?
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05.26.08 1:39 am
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ʊchalkley3 (#19416)
I go where I please, and I please where I go
Still have all your fingers? I have to say, breathing in iodine vapor wouldn't be high on my list of things to do over the summer holidays.
I once poured methylated spirits onto an already lit fire thinking "it'll make the fire go faster". Luckily I managed not to kill anyone or burn my mates house down.
I also picked up one of these bastards at the beach once. I was thinking "hey, this looks a lot like one of those pois- OH SHIT" and chucked it back in, just as it was poking it's little harpoon out.
Never though, have I attempted to make volatile blasting compound in my backyard. I bet your neighbors thought you were running a meth lab.
¤Annath (#19418)
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
your near-death by snail, while not epic, is certainly amusing, so it qualifies. any details to provide?
i need a better sig, dont i?
ʊchalkley3 (#19422)
I go where I please, and I please where I go
I think people may be right when they say everything in australia is out to kill you, we're just better at not noticing.
ʊchillinvillain (#19432)
Is In Your Base, Killing Your Pokemans
"We aren't allowed to say brainstorm where I work because it's apparently offensive to people with cerebal palsy (bullshit)." --Chalkley3
ɤcrazycycoclown (#19449)
Artist
so one time... i was at my friends hose... this was when i was 12... i was holding a bowl of ice with another bowl inside of it with some stuff (unknown) in it. well i asked him and he replied with... well it is going to be explosives... don't shake it cause it could go off
now with a wet feeling in my pants and a bit angered cause he didn't warn me first... we finish and the next day i come over... we have some m80's... and blow some of those up... and some other firework that ends up blowing out a peice of his driveway
BUCK FUTTER!
Those who do not game only wish they can!
ɤShadowGamers (#19455)
Graphics Designer
Genovese syndrome
ʊchillinvillain (#19484)
Is In Your Base, Killing Your Pokemans
"We aren't allowed to say brainstorm where I work because it's apparently offensive to people with cerebal palsy (bullshit)." --Chalkley3
ɤnewklear (#20695)
Retro Gamer
Well, except for the no pants in public thing.
Are you sure that a floor cannot also be a ceiling? Are you absolutely certain that you go up when you walk up a staircase? Can you be definite that it is impossible to eat your cake and have it?
¤Annath (#20709)
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
i need a better sig, dont i?
ɤnewklear (#20760)
Retro Gamer
Are you sure that a floor cannot also be a ceiling? Are you absolutely certain that you go up when you walk up a staircase? Can you be definite that it is impossible to eat your cake and have it?
¤Annath (#21770)
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
i need a better sig, dont i?
ɤcrazycycoclown (#20707)
Artist
BUCK FUTTER!
Those who do not game only wish they can!
ʊCei (#21717)
Played Final Fantasy Games Before FF7
I'm an OS X fag at heart
ӝNirach (#21737)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
We're still friends :B
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
¤Annath (#21769)
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
how did that happen?
i need a better sig, dont i?
ӝNirach (#21786)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
He just happened to get in the way when I was experimenting with a bit of black powder in a tissue wrapped in scrunched up paper that was on fire.
It was his own damned fault really :B
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
ɤlinkbungu (#22106)
General Rioter
"I'm farming jont."
ӝNirach (#22110)
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
ʊchalkley3 (#22190)
I go where I please, and I please where I go
ʊchillinvillain (#21962)
Is In Your Base, Killing Your Pokemans
so i look her in the eye and say "no". didn't even break rhythm. I felt kinda epic cause we kept going and sustained a f-buddy relationship for about a month
"We aren't allowed to say brainstorm where I work because it's apparently offensive to people with cerebal palsy (bullshit)." --Chalkley3
¤Annath (#21963)
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
i need a better sig, dont i?
ʊchillinvillain (#21968)
Is In Your Base, Killing Your Pokemans
"We aren't allowed to say brainstorm where I work because it's apparently offensive to people with cerebal palsy (bullshit)." --Chalkley3
ɤMrcrapinson (#21975)
Kicking Ass And Chewing Gum And All Outta Gum
One time both my bros. (Mike and Darwin) were at the neighbors' house playing shit. The neighbors were named Luis and Joel.
Mike and Joel were in the computer room playing some game they bought, and Darwin and Luis were playing ping-pong.
Darwin and Luis were playing furiously, and were really getting into the game. Eventually, Darwin hit the ball so hard, he didn't even bother aiming at the other side of the table, he just did that for the sake of ending the hit streak they had going on. The ball did a weird curve and hit Luis right in his left eye, and then Mike and Joel rushed into the living-room after they heard the really loud laughter this caused.
Darwin grabbed the ball and the paddle and explained what just happened, making very lively motions and gestures to really get them to feel the experience. Suddenly, Darwin made a violent swing with the paddle as he explained this, and he accidentally hit the ball, which curved in such a way that it actually hit Luis in the same eye again. They could not stop laughing for the rest of the day.
From this moment on, Darwin and Luis never played ping-pong without having Luis trying to hit my bro in the eye :b
ɤlinkbungu (#22107)
General Rioter
A friend of mine ended up calling him around 40 times at midnight one night. After a while, he stopped answering, so we filled his answering machine with the pokemon theme music. He lost the election too.
"I'm farming jont."
ʊchalkley3 (#22191)
I go where I please, and I please where I go
¤Annath (#22238)
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
i need a better sig, dont i?
ɤsmarmymckrabappl (#22252)
Plays With His Wii
Nearly burned my friend's house down a couple of times, once with a box of (what we thought were) spent fire works. They apparently lit up during the night and the bushes and part of a tree in his front yard were scorched and burned up the next morning, lol
That is the truth
ɤdedredhed (#22301)
Gamer Chick
Undefined, unusual, unrestrained.
non-conformist:not conforming to some norm or socially approved pattern of behavior or thought.
ɤsmarmymckrabappl (#22302)
Plays With His Wii
That is the truth
ɤlinkbungu (#22271)
General Rioter
"I'm farming jont."
ɤdedredhed (#22300)
Gamer Chick
My cousin and I once microwaved a bunch of green army dudes. It was fun.
Then my sister put a frying pan with eggs in it in the microwave. I was able to stop the microwave despite the shots of lightning coming out of it.
I was actually the nice kid. She was the one who got into stuff. We did dare our cousin to go grab a live wire once. And we wonder why she's all fucked up now.
Undefined, unusual, unrestrained.
non-conformist:not conforming to some norm or socially approved pattern of behavior or thought.
ʊchalkley3 (#22670)
I go where I please, and I please where I go
ɤDibol (#22339)
Rushes With Zerg
Just warning you.... Your heads about to be blown of with my R700...
ɤKlink258 (#24700)
Has The Flag
Mixing Ammonium with sugar (boom)
Cutting off the heads of strike-anywhere matches, putting them in a tennis ball and duct taping it shut (grenade)
Making thermite