I used to enjoy Yahtzee so much, I'd play the game by myself and keep score for myself and my imaginary enemies.

Seemingly sad to some, I think I played most of the "family" games by myself, but that made me a good score keeper! Plus I cheated so my real self could win, but that's beside the point.

Lately, I've been getting my butt kicked by ʊsoroth at monopoly, so I think it's time to move into the Yahtzee world and try my luck there.

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