My spelling and grammar can only be described as embarrassing and stupid. Any errors were put there by the system. I swear.

Possibly even better than the conversation itself, I find that whenever there is a : next to an 0 it as in 19: 04: 05 it turns it into a

we need a "disable smilies in this post" option haha, nice quotes though

I don't have the official quote from the chat, but I think it went something like this.

(Person): This is the fashion police. You are breaking penal code #543. Take off all your clothes.

(Neurotik): Don't be so anal about penal codes. Jeez.

<Neurotik>I have ADHD, I don't need more fucking energy.

<weapongod30>psh, adhd, thats just a way of saying that your brain makes it's own energy drink

08[23:31] * +weapongod30 cries on the inside
[23:31] <[nr]Fyrel> THAT'S MY LINE BITCH
[23:32] <chalkley3> lol
[23:32] <chalkley3> this is silly
08[23:32] <+weapongod30> TOO FUCKIN BAD
06[23:32] * [nr]Fyrel cockslaps weapongod30 in a way that only a man who has his line stolen could
[23:32] <+Onom>
08[23:32] * +weapongod30 throws chalkley3 at fyrel
[23:32] <[nr]Fyrel> Pst, you forgot to say "Go chalkey3, I choose you!":
08[23:33] <+weapongod30> no, I just threw him at you
08[23:33] <+weapongod30> didn't launch him into battle or anything
[23:33] <chalkley3> fuck, I'd say something pokemon related but I haven't played in years
[23:33] <[nr]Fyrel> You....picked him up and threw him.
08[23:33] <+weapongod30> lol
08[23:33] <+weapongod30> chalkley-pulted him into you
06[23:33] * [nr]Fyrel totally doesn't get hit in the face with a chalkley3 crotch
08[23:33] <+weapongod30> chalkley3, i choose you!
06[23:34] * [nr]Fyrel growls
08[23:34] <+weapongod30> chalkley3, use your *throw him on the barbie* attack!
[23:34] <[nr]Fyrel> *chalkely3's defense has been lowered!"
[23:34] <chalkley3> lol
[23:34] <chalkley3> SHRIMPTALITY
08[23:34] <+weapongod30> *fyrel is turned to a nice golden brown*
[23:34] <DataPig> Hrm.
[23:34] <chalkley3> http://www.duelinganalogs…com/comics/2008-06-30.png
08[23:34] <+weapongod30> *fyrel's offense is lowered*
06[23:35] * [nr]Fyrel uses cockslap!
08[23:35] <+weapongod30> But it fails!
06[23:35] * [nr]Fyrel cockslaps harder
[23:35] <[nr]Fyrel> IT'S SUPER EFFECTIV---GAY.
08[23:35] <+weapongod30> chalkley3 uses his *kiwi throw* in retaliation
[23:35] <chalkley3> I should never hav come
08[23:35] <+weapongod30> its super effective!
[23:35] <chalkley3> this was a mistake
08[23:35] <+weapongod30> fyrel faints!
08[23:35] * +weapongod30 has won the battle!
[23:36] <chalkley3> get him to a pokecenter quick fyrel
08[23:36] <+weapongod30> *fyrel drops a potion*
[23:36] <[nr]Fyrel> Fyrel! Return!
08[23:36] * +weapongod30 uses a potion on chalkley3
06[23:36] * [nr]Fyrel restored Fyrel back into his pokeball.
08[23:36] <+weapongod30> all better!
06[23:36] * chalkley3 has aids
08[23:36] * +weapongod30 calls chalkley3 back
06[23:36] * chalkley3 says fuck you
08[23:36] * +weapongod30 summons chalkley3 and uses a restore on him
06[23:36] * chalkley3 calls a cab
08[23:36] <+weapongod30> heh
08[23:36] <+weapongod30> But it fails!
08[23:37] <+weapongod30> wouldn't it be funny if a pokeball failed?
[23:37] <chalkley3> fuck off, I almost got to the airport and you teleported me out
08[23:37] <+weapongod30>
08[23:37] <+weapongod30> airports are for chumps

rolson>=fluffy

<+weapongod30> whispers to [nr]KingofClubs "rolson is crazy"
<+[nr]KingofClubs> like fun crazy?
<+weapongod30> like stalk you then stab you crazy
<+weapongod30>
<+[nr]KingofClubs> Fun!
<+[nr]KingofClubs>
<+weapongod30> like if rolson were a hobo in the Simpsons universe...
<+weapongod30> he would be a stabbing hobo, not a singing hobo
<+weapongod30> lol
<+[nr]KingofClubs> HAH

KingofClubs *choke* *gargle*
Fyrel I think we all know what he's choking on.
Onom Fyrel: You read my mind
Onom
Onom HOW DO YOU DO IT
KingofClubs i feel violated....
weapongod30 ass you should
weapongod30 erm
KingofClubs lol
weapongod30 meant to say "as"
Onom

(21:29:41) Shadowgamers: Original story
(21:301) Shadowgamers: It's about a robot travelling through the world and doing things
(21:307) Shadowgamers: Because nobody can resist robots
(21:30:21) Shadowgamers: ./death from cliche
(21:38:33) Fyrel: LUUUUCHTIIIIIIIIMME
(21:38:43) ***Fyrel runs off to eat tasty won tons
(21:47:29) [nr]Irishancest: sounds cool
(21:47:36) [nr]Irishancest: you going to post it online?
(21:49:31) Fyrel: Um, no, I don't film myself eating, sorry.
(21:49:38) Fyrel: I know I'm a sexy beast and you want to watch me eat.....
(21:49:40) Fyrel: But seriously.
(21:49:59) Skyrail: I lol'd
(21:505) Fyrel: .........you weren't talking about me, were you?

(10:40:55 PM) Trapiki: CA ? D:
(10:414 PM) weapongod30: cummuart
(10:415 PM) Onom: commuart.com
(10:416 PM) weapongod30: erm
(10:418 PM) weapongod30: commuart
(10:41:16 PM) Onom: SS'd
(10:41:25 PM) weapongod30: fucking quote thread...

[16:57] <Fyrel> I should've totally put some cockjuice on my bacon!

Irishancest: i'll be on later tonight
Zunii: cool
Irishancest: so until then, adios
*** Irishancest quit ("So long and thanks for all the fish.")
*** irishancest_ quit ("ditto")
Zunii: lol

<kingofclubs_>: is it odd that i high five my screen when i type *high-five*?






Yes it is.....Everybody watch out for the crazy man who high fives his screen! D:

<Cassed>: guys
<Cassed>: my penis is turning green

014 kingofclubs i just got an emal titled "Latest features in Earth 4.3"
kingofclubs WE'RE ON EARTH VERSION 4.3????
kingofclubs was the only thing i could think
weapongod30 heh
kingofclubs SHIT I NEED TO UPDATE
015 weapongod30 only running earth 4.1?
kingofclubs sadly yes
016 weapongod30 heh, noob
weapongod30 4.3 includes a population update
weapongod30 oh, and iran gets the ability to research nukes
kingofclubs did if fix the china glitch?
weapongod30 which one?
017 kingofclubs all of them
weapongod30 some of them
kingofclubs dammit
weapongod30 sadly though, someone didn't beta test enough, and so china glitched on the olympics ability
weapongod30 only made it seem like they had clean country level 3
kingofclubs fuckin shit... damn lazy programmers
weapongod30 they really stiull had clean country level 1 though
weapongod30 :\

LOL

This is exctally why people should be active in chat more often

Haly wonders if Cassed knows that Haly counts on her fingers in binary.....?

Cassed: of course, I watch you

Haly: I just wanted to make sure that when you see what looks like me flipping you off, it's actually me saying 36.

Lol this is the best

kingofclub: i swear if i ever cloned my slef, one of two things would happen; I begin making out with my self in five minutes, or i spend an hour in a deep conversation only to spend the rest of time giggling madly at my self....
kingofclub: i have no idea why i think these things...
*** Signoff: weapongod30 ("I'd stab you both")
kingofclub:
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